Satanism

i once studied world religions in college. i remembered the lecturer telling us that one of the text book usually used was banned in malaysia. gila kecoh. anyway, on most nights before sleeping (no not clubbing!), i would randomly read articles on wiki just for fucks and the other day i came across The Church of Satan.

first of all its not at all like how you would think it is.... no goats or blood are involved. seriously.

here's a list of the church's 9 statements (tres introisting):

1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence
2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates
5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification
9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years!

now think about these carefully. i am suprefucking sure YOU are doing at least ONE of these on a daily basis.
i can bravely say no.1 and 8 is in relation to me. abstinence is NOT key and i do embrace certain sins to feel good about myself.

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them
3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself
9. Do not harm little children
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him

(the last one is hilarious... it reminds me of steffi.... hmmmm)

The Nine Satanic Sins
Stupidity
Pretentiousness
Solipsism
Self-deceit
Herd Conformity
Lack of Perspective
Forgetfulness of Past Orthodoxies
Counterproductive Pride
Lack of Aesthetics

kay sink this in.
hahaha even satan hates people who are stupid!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!