signs

a sign at a liquor store reads "the liver is evil, it must be punished!" - HAHAHAHAHAHA!

i feel like going to the movies by myself because its been awhile since i watched a movie on my own but my ass feels heavy and thus i am listening to my ass by leaving it planted on my comfy bed. i wish i would get paid writing stuff like this from home because apparently people actually do read this (HELLO!!!!) and i can do this for life. there's always so many things to write about; you just need the right place to look for it. just now i got hungry so i cooked pasta with 2 cups of milk and half a block of butter and gobbled the entire things down in 5 minutes before Man Vs. Wild on telly. i love Bear Grylls. even his name is sexy. and he's British and so his accent is absolute sex to me. even watching him piss in his own water canister and drinking it is fucking sexy. is it possible to get excess fat flowing into your brain thus making you a bit senile? i think the butter is catching up on me. my mom just got back and actually remembered about me so she bought me a packet of chicken rice for lunch. little did she know that i've already eaten my fat lunch. but i love chicken rice and thus i will eat it. like right now. i am going to die a fat mohawked barely 21 girl in an oversized titanium coffin.