facebook status change

Friday, October 2, 2009 9:42 AM

incubus intruding your nightmare when you sleep

picture is totally unrelated. but somehow subliminally has meaning.

scene 1:
girl: baby, how could you do this to me?!
boy: i didn't do anything wrong!
girl: i cannot trust you anymore! we need a break.

*this conversation can take place either via text message or via telephone. whichever that does not need face to face confrontation.

scene 2:
*girl's house*
the girl wipes her tears with a tissue as she logs into her facebook account. without bothering to check on her notifications, she heads straight to her personal info section & changes "in a relationship" to "single".
she then goes to the bathroom to cry some more.
comes back 2 minutes later to find 6589 notifications regarding her change in status.
boys she does not know too well happen to "like" her status change. her best friends who knew her ex boyfriend was a prick "liked" it too.
then the comments came pouring in from other various unsuspecting people.
"OMG WHAT HAPPENED? ARE YOU OKAY???"
&
"HUH WTF?! but you two were cute together!!"

of course despite the stuffy nose & swollen eyes, Girl manages to explain the whole break-up scenario on the walls of Facebook to EACH AND EVERYONE OF THEM!

scene 3:
Boy comes home to take a long crap in the toilet, finds 6549 miss calls on his cellphone & 9385647 text messages.
"DUDE, YOU BROKE UP ALREADY AH? COME LETS GO YAM CHA!"
&
"hey, heard about your breakup if you need anything call me. we can talk over coffee" (this text could come from a crush or possibly someone his ex girlfriend suspected him cheating on her with; but then again it could be a very good friend too)
dazed and confused, he only replied to 2 texts and logged into Facebook to realize that he's actually now "In a Relationship" with nobody. feeling the shame as he sees the notifications pouring in and also AFTER he went to EX girlfriend's profile page, he decides to call and shed a few tears or maybe explain himself and then drive all the way to her house.

scene 4:
boy: baby please! i'm sorry! i cannot live without you...
(this sincere apology includes a bouquet of flowers, a huge box of chocolates the girl LOVES)
seen clearly at his backseat was his guitar aka his plan B.
girl: *cries*.... *cries some more* i don't wanna hurt again... i love you still.

boy and girl make up and out. she then walked into the house; hugging the bouquet & chocolates and dumps them on her bed. with a smile on her face; and ignoring the other new 54087 notifications, she changes her status to "in a relationship". AGAIN.

//

the scene while she was talking to her then ex boyfriend on the phone, she changed her "Single" status to "it's complicated" as after he explained his actions, she was almost ready to forgive him.

//

i've seen this. a lot of times. its sad really how childish people can get and the malay word KECOH with fucking facebook's status change. forget everybody else but lets focus to those who enjoys flicking the relationship switch like a disco light.
its fucking annoying because honestly, most of all you're only feeding into the Facebook attention as people you don't even TALK to end up commenting & giving you fake sympathies that you CRAVE for. i'm not ostracizing all the people who changes it but the ones who are fickle minded & cannot seem to solve their PERSONAL (and personal being a keyword here) issues PERSONALLY first before seeking attention on some social site like Facebook. its pathetic & sad to confront people online because "the internet is for geeks & padophiles" (sebastian, Cruel Intentions). these people actually changes their statuses all in a duration of 12 to 48 hours. seriously dude.... its hot & cold and just stupid. your best friend must feel really stupid right now that you chose to change your status before telling her that you broke up.

characteristics to look at:
1. attention seeker
2. bratty as hell
3. fickle minded
4. insincere (the fact that you do it online make it seems that all you wanna do is change the status for the sake of changing)
5. douchebag

*jangan terasa but this post is brought to you by my morning agitated self with a mutual friend's breakup scenario*
the scenes are fictional & maybe also the dialog but the rest purely NON-FICTION.

1 comments:

wabbit said...

like this entry hahaha :D



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