noir check

i feel so chubs when i woke this morning & i got the mug shot to prove it. & because i felt fug, i found my first ever pair of short leggings and slashed the living shit out of them. i felt lazy to slash the other side but thank god too because i think it looks pretty awesome being asymmetrical :)

this post was brought to you by the conceited side of me. the side which thinks i am cool enough to actually post this up.
& the ramblings are brought to you by the cranky me who is fucking hungry right now.