i just ate chicken

jonathan leder

i wish i could say i was into girls but then i would be doing it simply as a form of social experiment rather than actually knowing that i was into girls in the first place. unfortunately my sexual desires towards females are as close as me forming a relationship with the moon on a nice cloudless Sunday night. the point is, i am bored & i need some sort of excitement or the nice-kind of drama in my life to jump start the already dead section of my brain for feelings & emotions. i think i am getting fatter because my heart has yet to be jump-started with erratic fluctuations in rate which is kinda like a minor cardio-workout plan your body gives out when you are in-like with someone. the gedikness feeling actually helps you lose weight with the butterfly feeling in your tummy making you eat less. well that is the only way i can think of for losing weight (i meant the easy & lazy way).

be a kid again

tarik mikou

last night i went on Omeagle & started chatting up with random strangers while on Skype with Chibs. it was late & i was drastically bored thus why the random chat-up. i've forgotten how it was like to chat to random strangers; potential pedophiles/sex deviant. it shows how scary the internet has become. when i was still a kid, i used to go to Gurl.com and spend hours talking to various strangers online. i'll switch into different alter egos, start yapping away in Malay finding it hilarious that these Americans believing every vulgar cuss word to be compliments. little things like these kept me occupied for quite some time. now the mere thought of going online to randomly talk to people will ultimately lead to some sort of sexual encounter with a middle-aged man probably flashing his hairy dick in front of the webcam going "suck it, baby... suck it!" ah, the internet! so last night between hysterically laughing while typing lines like "i wanna drizzle chocolate all over your body" to some kid in New York, i cannot help but wonder if that person is just like me laughing with his mates about how messed up random chats like these are. if he was indeed like me, he'll have a friend there telling him how lifeless and sad his life is doing this. my reminder came from Chibs; all the way from Sydney.

oooh i found a little irony (well sorta) in the pictures above. a little girl and woody allen? well that dude did marry his step-daughter. a little messed up but hey anything can happen these days.

when the world ends

steve mcghee

imaginary kodak moments of destruction itself can be wonderful. a chaos called creation waiting to happen staring at you in the eyes. it would be rude to not stare back wouldn't it? we'll go down in history as the Atlantis of the 21st Century.

on why men can be sluts

i read this only a couple of days back. lost the page but i'll tell it as to how i remember...

why a man can sleep around with various women in a week & be called a legend but for a girl to sleep with 2 different guys in an entire year is considered a slut?

if a key has the ability to open many locks, the key is considered to be a master key. but if any key can open that very one lock, the lock is considered to be faulty.

not that it really explains it nor do i agree to any of this but i'm just saying...